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Saturday, January 07, 2006
You can live in Montgomery, Texas, where ... . 3. It is 20 miles from the best shopping center in the nation.
Not sure Jim, but I don't think you're allowed to use 'best' and 'shopping center' in the same sentence.
ReplyDeleteJim, since you are a golfer I thought you might like this:
ReplyDeleteGolf's Worst Foursome
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY YOU ASK? Well, Your going to love this!
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST