A Few Sunday Laughs (Maybe very few)

• Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
  "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
  The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

• After the service a young couple talked to a church member about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, and he asked what church he was transferring from.
  After a short hesitation, he replied,"I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course."

Bloopers in Church Bulletins

• Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
• Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.
• During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
• Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
• Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
• Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

Have a great day!!!