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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sunday night / Monday morning funny

The couple came to the pastor for marriage counseling. They wanted a divorce.

After the pastor figured out they were 93 years old he asked if they were sure.

Yes, they were sure. They had been waiting a long time for this.

The pastor asked why, since they had been married 70 years they would want this.

We were waiting for our kids to die. The news would have been too hard on them.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousSun Sep 13, 11:52:00 PM 2009

    too funny..

    shraddha

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  2. BridgetteMon Sep 14, 02:56:00 AM 2009

    VERY funny!!!

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  3. Doug The UnaMon Sep 14, 05:41:00 AM 2009

    Living a lie for seven decades.

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  4. AnonymousMon Sep 14, 09:31:00 AM 2009

    That pie from yesterday's post sure looks good. I hope you plan to bake one for thanksgiving and/or Christmas.

    Mitch

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  5. SandeeMon Sep 14, 10:47:00 AM 2009

    Bwahahahahahaha. I understand that logic. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day Jim. Big hug. :)

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  6. maryt/theteachTue Sep 15, 08:51:00 AM 2009

    Bwahahahahaha! Good one, Jim! :)

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