Top 10 14 Reasons -- Why Men Might Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Got this in an e-mail from my friend, John (pictures are mine):

Some of these are not all that bad:
(some ARE bad but I put them on anyway)

1. The later you are, the more
excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you
call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of
things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to
raise your voice to get your
point across.




6. You never have to wait for a
dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when
you're drunk.



8. Dogs like to go hunting and
fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up
at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies,
you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a
studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another
dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the
back of a pickup truck.





14. If a dog leaves,
it won't take half of your stuff.