Have you had your car read lately? #001

This new Friday feature for JIM'S LITTLE BLOG (is anything new?) is appearing here. "When you don't feel like writing anything, post a picture." I'm taking that advice here.**

Let's get started. Perhaps you'll want to send me a picture of your car or a part of it.

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"Funny Girl"

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. First of all, this car belongs to a woman who just might be single. That or else she has a bad case of wishful thinking--this is blatant, you know.

Where to do you shop for such a display of mixed comedy and fact, call it satire? (I can do that, I wrote this.)

Obviously this lady frequents places of ill repute, such as tattoo parlors and magic shops. Why do I say this? Look closely, it is copyrighted by 'bad habits.'

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"The Clincher"

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.Of course I had privy to this sticker on the other end of her bumper before you saw this one.

You can see that she is single. Any good Texas husband (Texas license plates here) would not allow a sign like this on their property.

Our lady is a careless Democrat, having no respect for her party.

Otherwise she would have replaced this sticker immediately, without passing go. This is just plain bad advertising.

A can of spray paint would color over those black marks and scratches on her unsightly bumper. It was unfortunate that there was unwanted contact (a felony in Texas) but at least heal the wound so she won't have to think of it so much.

I could go on, but I won't bore you any more today. Perhaps you have some observations of your own for the comments.

** This is not an original idea. Reading cars came from a sermon I heard last Sunday, brought by Dr. Roger Yancey, Director of Missions, Tryon Evergreen Baptist Association, of which our church, First Baptist Church of Conroe Texas, is associated. I believe my count of 118 was pretty close (link, you can check yourself).
I saw a few cowboy churches and quite a few Hispanic churches. All are within a 35 mile radius of our home.