Good News / Bad News (update on the Carrot couple):
(WARNING: read no further if you don't like bad taste $$$$ jokes)
Ms. Carrot: | I have some good news and some bad news. |
Mr. Carrot: | What's the good news? |
Ms. Carrot: | The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000. |
Mr. Carrot: | Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news? |
Ms. Carrot: | The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary! |
Ha Ha! Sister, Lois, wishes she had not washed her golfing shirt with the tire tracks running up the back. I knocked Lois down and ran over her with the electric golf cart, on a bridge no less. (Her picture or the shirt before laundered might have been worth those big bucks too!)
Tag: More Saturday morning pick-u-ups
It's great to see an Andy Capp cartoon. Growing up, I used to look for him every day in the New York Daily News.
ReplyDeleteYou've been pretty quiet down there lately, but I have been reading your bog.
ReplyDeleteYes, how stupid of me to have washed off those tire tracks!
Maybe not $500,000 worth, but worth something!
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A picture is worth a thousand words or maybe even $500,000.
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