Saturday, January 07, 2006
You can live in Montgomery, Texas, where ...
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3. It is 20 miles from the best shopping center in the nation.
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3. It is 20 miles from the best shopping center in the nation.
Labels: Why I live in Montgomery
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Not sure Jim, but I don't think you're allowed to use 'best' and 'shopping center' in the same sentence.
Jim, since you are a golfer I thought you might like this:
Golf's Worst Foursome
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY YOU ASK? Well, Your going to love this!
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
Golf's Worst Foursome
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY YOU ASK? Well, Your going to love this!
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
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