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That's a pretty card.

Well, me for one

I will go! **

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** Guess I won't go after all. .. [:( . . [:(

# posted by Jim : 12/09/2006 12:12:00 PM  8 comments

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Hint, click here!

# posted by Jim : 12/07/2006 06:18:00 PM  5 comments

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I asked Adi if she wanted any of these. You can make your own caption of what she wanted to tell me. would like to tell me.

Date

I haven't opened any of these, I'm just saving them for any takers!

# posted by Jim : 12/06/2006 03:31:00 PM  5 comments

*** Song from Tesla - Signs Lyrics

(Arthur Thomas)

[Originally by The Five Man Electrical Band)
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And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"

So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why

He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think
you'll do

So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for
you"



[Chorus:]

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

F**n' up the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign



And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on
sight"

So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house

Hey! What gives you the right!

To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature
in

If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some
kind of sinner



[Chorus]



Oh, say now mister, can't you read

You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be
here



And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get
inside" - uh!



[Solo]



And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and
pray"

But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all

And I didn't have a penny to pay

So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own f**n'
sign

I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and
doing fine", oh  

Humor Photos  Pictures Family the sign says 

Long-haired freaky people  Sign  Signs

[Chorus 2x]



 

# posted by Jim : 12/05/2006 02:51:00 PM  5 comments

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That, Two:
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St. Louis is at it again. Not only does St. Louis have the worst crime rate [St. Louis Tops Dangerous City List (link)] in the nation, it also has terrible weather.

This summer when we came through they had tornados, two in one week. Tens of thousands had their power out for days. Houston power companies send their trucks and crews to Florida and the rest of the Gulf Coast every summer to help with hurricane relief. Maybe we should be sending them to St. Louis also.

Now their at again with the weather, they had sixteen (16) inches of snow in St. Louis last Friday and Saturday. About 464,000 customers were without power.

I'll pick Montgomery, Texas, any day of the week or year or for my entire life. You'll find maybe an inch of snow every 20 years, golf year around, no murders for since I've been here, pretty scenery and hills, good fishing, and on-and-on with the good life here.
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This, Three:

My blogging last Saturday took a turn for another year. Bravo, Jim has done a whole year now.

The graph above shows the activity for the month of November as provided by my SiteMeter. 555 posts on this blog, about 11,652 hits or clicks, and 208 posts on my other blogs kept my busy.

My goal of 12,000 clicks the first year was short by 348. I tried to fudge this by blogging about the Bachelor and Britney Spears and tagging appropriately.

Enter Britney Spears

Britney Spears (link Dec 1) helped to get 146 clicks with 228 page views on Friday, December 1 [not on the above graph]. Previous day high was on November 29, with 105 clicks and 239 page views. This was the blog telling of Lorenzo and Jen (link 28th)(link 29th).

That was exciting but I won't do it again for the numbers. In fact I'm trying to figure out how to cut down some on my blogging. I may not post every day? And definitely I need to be more faithful in my reading of friends' blogs.
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# posted by Jim : 12/04/2006 12:29:00 AM  7 comments

My friend, Sam L., read this verse and quite a few others today.

It was at the funeral of another friend, Jim Umbehr. After Sam's words and the stories about Jim brought out by his three children I decided that there was a lot of Jim's life that I had not known before.

I hope someone will tell about me at my funeral. There are things that should be shared but are only known by those pretty close.

I also hope that someone will preach a sermon at my funeral. A good old fashion revival sermon is my order, that some of my friends who are not Christians may know of Jesus Christ's love for them.

That love for them, just as he loves me, can save them from eternal damnation for their sin. All they need to do is repent and ask the Living Lord Jesus to save them.

That sounds simple, but even the Bible says there are obstacles. In Romans there is a verse that says: "How then shall they call on Him in whom they have not believed? And how shall they believe in Him of whom they have not heard? And how shall they hear without a preacher?" Romans 10:14

That's why I think it would be nice to have Sam preach the Gospel of Jesus at my funeral.

# posted by Jim : 12/03/2006 12:05:00 AM  5 comments