Monday, August 16, 2010
An oldie
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and ' enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
Oh yes, she's not in MySpace either!
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........ They are the greatest!!
I found this as I was deleting old e-mail. It's probably too good to throw out.
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and ' enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
Oh yes, she's not in MySpace either!
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........ They are the greatest!!
I found this as I was deleting old e-mail. It's probably too good to throw out.
Labels: e-mailings, Humor
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Ah, computers-you can't live with them and you can't live without 'em!
I'm a grandma and I've a been a computer geek for almost 25 years! I don't know what I'd do without my computer
I'm a grandma and I've a been a computer geek for almost 25 years! I don't know what I'd do without my computer
That's so clever, I wish I'd written it!
Jim, I have been catching up on your Flashback Firdays - good stuff! I posted a pic for you at One Square Mile. Your church flashback brought a flood of memories - gotta get busy writing. If only I didn't have to work for a living.
Jim, I have been catching up on your Flashback Firdays - good stuff! I posted a pic for you at One Square Mile. Your church flashback brought a flood of memories - gotta get busy writing. If only I didn't have to work for a living.
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