Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Pun of the Day -- Succinctly Yours
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Posted: 17 Jun 2014 05:00 AM PDT
A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted (multifaceted).
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Lanny retired he also retired his redneck stockyard boots.
Upheaval was when the Misses told him no way they would be inside her house. - - - - - - 140 characters and spaces counted and spell checked by MicroSoft Word. abcd µ-fiction Story Copyright © 2014 Jimmiehov All Rights Reserved - - - - - - . - Picture prompt and Word of the Week, upheaval , were furnished by GMa - - GMa's Succinctly Yours Week 169 has links to other posts and gives the rules - - Rules: Use the photo as inspiration for a story. Maximum of 140 characters OR 140 words |
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Monday, March 17, 2014
Pun of the day
I hadn't done this for a while. They keep on coming to me, every week-day. This was Friday's:
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Posted: 14 Mar 2014 05:00 AM PDT
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My vote was one star. You can't do a worse vote here, five is best.
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Blue Good Stuff — MidWeek Blues — In a Bag or Under a Cat
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My first blue is in this grocery bag. Last week I visited my cardiovascular doctor. He gave be a good bill of health for an estimated time of at least six months. That is the time for my next appointment, in July.
He also gave me this bag of 'sample medicines'. They will be from one month's supply to three or more months.
That saves me a lot of money because he prescribes four different medicines. One for blood pressure, a blood thinner (Plavix) to take with Aspirin, a statin combo, and another to help with keeping my triglyceride level down. In addition my GP doctor prescribes a one-a-day pill and my back doctor has me on FosoMax for my bone strength/density.
Nothing to do with these meds, but my back doctor has me doing physical therapy rehab exercises for about a month. I do them at the facility in Montgomery and also at home on the days I don't go. They are teaching me exercises and stretches to do at home that will help me strengthen my back.
The stationary bike is on the list for now about ten minutes. There is one at our clubhouse Fitness Center here in the subdivision. We used to have one but it got decrepit and we gave it away.
Next is this cat that lives with us. Well, not really the cat is blue, but rather her favorite resting and sleeping place.Amber here is sleeping in Mrs. Jim's computer chair that has a blue cushion. She cares not for the chair but for the nice cushion.
Seems that all of our animals like laying on blue beds. Blue must be a soothing color for them. (Adi on her blue double bed link) (Katrin in her (then) 'new' blue trimmed bed link)
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And now in case you are tired of blue, here is a really neat "Pun of the Day" especially if you like math and/or physics:
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Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum?
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If you want to post a MidWeek Blues picture, go get directions from Rebecca by clicking on the logo picture on the right. She has a Mr. Linky and good directions . Just do what I did.Labels: pun of the day
Monday, January 16, 2012
The Latest from Pun of the Day -- Posted: January 16, 2012
The pun: "I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it."
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(I voted it an "Awful" and that was the most popular. There were NO "Excellent" votes as of this posting. POOR BAMBI, good thing she can't read.)
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Thursday, October 13, 2011
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We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
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We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011
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The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.
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The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011
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If Hawaii was criss-crossed with many highways, some people might think of it as a road island. [Click to Vote!]
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
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Posted: June 15, 2011 - 05:00 AM PDT
Do you know why Noah's ark was built out of wood?
They didn't have arc welders back then. [Click to Vote!]
Posted: June 15, 2011 - 05:00 AM PDT
Do you know why Noah's ark was built out of wood?
They didn't have arc welders back then. [Click to Vote!]
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
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Posted: May 20, 2011 05:00 AM PDT
When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself. [Click to Vote!]
Posted: May 20, 2011 05:00 AM PDT
When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself. [Click to Vote!]
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Friday, May 06, 2011
The Latest from Pun of the Day (this one is my style)
Posted: May 6, 2011 05:00 AM PDT
All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one.
He was a Peking Duck. [Click to Vote!]
Posted: May 6, 2011 05:00 AM PDT
All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one.
He was a Peking Duck. [Click to Vote!]
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
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Worms are so scared, they just don't have the backbone to stand up.
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Friday, April 15, 2011
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Posted: April 15, 2011 05:00 AM PDT
Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry?
It's all the rage now. [Click to Vote!]
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Learning Puns from the Pun People
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April 12, 2011 - I met a girl...
Posted: 12 Apr 2011 05:00 AM PDT
I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click. [Click to Vote!]
I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click. [Click to Vote!]
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