Saturday, March 30, 2013
What makes me smile? — Six Word Saturday —
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my Six Words:
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a drink before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a drink.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another drink before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another drink. It's going to start any minute!"
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started."
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Joe Cosity sends me one of these every day. I signed up at http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com .
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Describe your life (or something) in a phrase using just six words for Six Word Saturday. Click the box at right to visit Cate's blog with Mr. Linky showing all the other blogs participating this week. Cate is the boss at Six Word Saturday. She would like for you to participate.
The picture is of Mrs. Jim. I smiled at the joke but it wasn't how we work. Mrs. Jim has never brought me a beer while I was watching TV and I have never asked her to.
my Six Words:
Joke of the day brings smiles
(You'll figure it out before it ends)
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a drink before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a drink.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another drink before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another drink. It's going to start any minute!"
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started."
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Joe Cosity sends me one of these every day. I signed up at http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com .
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Describe your life (or something) in a phrase using just six words for Six Word Saturday. Click the box at right to visit Cate's blog with Mr. Linky showing all the other blogs participating this week. Cate is the boss at Six Word Saturday. She would like for you to participate. The picture is of Mrs. Jim. I smiled at the joke but it wasn't how we work. Mrs. Jim has never brought me a beer while I was watching TV and I have never asked her to.
HAPPY .EASTER .TO .YOU .ALL ! ! !
.Labels: Family, Humor, Jokes, Six Word Saturday
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Nice photo of Mrs. Jim.... and the man in the joke needs to be taken care of!!! (and not by getting him beer)
I know you and Mrs. Jim are very happy together. We can just tell that simple truth.
Have a terrific day and a very happy Easter too. :)
Have a terrific day and a very happy Easter too. :)
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