Friday, August 11, 2017
~~ Friday’s Hunt v.4.06 -- "F" is for ...
Friday's Hunt for the week of August 11th:
(1) Starts with F; (2) New; and (3) Self (portrait)
(1) Starts with "F: FFF, or Fine Feathered Friends and Fine Finned Friends.
Mrs. Jim, KP, and I visited the Houston Zoo on November 1, 2011. KP, here peeking around and through the bridge, was two at the time and really enjoyed seeing the animals and fishes.
I was at the Fort Bend Country Library, our branch, and happened upon these feathery guys. Mother led the pack but the little ones scrambled for drinks.
These feathered folks are hanging out in our front flower bed. Mrs. Jim has been giving them water. Probably not needed now that we had seven (7) inches of rain last night.
We call them doves but they are much smaller than the ones we had north of town. At first I though the larger one was the mother and the smaller one a babies about ready to fly. Now we are thinking that they might be a pair, making four.
They don't seem to want to habit this nest in the gable. We have not seen them fly.
(2) New: This is the New -- It is a 2017 Cadillac XTS SUV that we were GIVEN as a loaner while ours was being repaired. It is for sale of course, as it only had 287 miles on it when we drove out the dealer's driveway.
Now it has 2000 and a few miles. We drove it to Jackson, Tennessee, and back last week to see my BIL and out SIL.
..... and This is the Old -- Guess which one we kept.
Of course we are keeping the Old, we don't buy New and haven't during our marriage of 44 years. The Old one has 106K miles on it, a 2011 Cadillac DTS. The power steering pump went out on it and also the front suspension had a problem that didn't keep us from driving. Supposedly it is all under warranty.
Update: It was all covered by warranty with the loaner car, a replacement power steering pump, a conduit system that is fancier than a hose and including the towing and a front end alignment. Plus a nice wash job.
(3) Self (portrait):
(3.c) Selfie shots appearing on my blog, including these shown:
http://jimmiehov.blogspot.com/search?q=Selfie
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The Fine Print: -
- Teresa of Eden Hills, (click)is running this meme, Friday's Hunt. Her rules are: "Welcome to linkup for Friday’s Hunt. It’s very simple. Anyone can participate. The link opens at 7pm Friday Central time and will close Sunday at 7pm."
(1) Starts with F; (2) New; and (3) Self (portrait)
(1) Starts with "F: FFF, or Fine Feathered Friends and Fine Finned Friends.
Mrs. Jim, KP, and I visited the Houston Zoo on November 1, 2011. KP, here peeking around and through the bridge, was two at the time and really enjoyed seeing the animals and fishes.
I was at the Fort Bend Country Library, our branch, and happened upon these feathery guys. Mother led the pack but the little ones scrambled for drinks.
These feathered folks are hanging out in our front flower bed. Mrs. Jim has been giving them water. Probably not needed now that we had seven (7) inches of rain last night.
We call them doves but they are much smaller than the ones we had north of town. At first I though the larger one was the mother and the smaller one a babies about ready to fly. Now we are thinking that they might be a pair, making four.
They don't seem to want to habit this nest in the gable. We have not seen them fly.
(2) New: This is the New -- It is a 2017 Cadillac XTS SUV that we were GIVEN as a loaner while ours was being repaired. It is for sale of course, as it only had 287 miles on it when we drove out the dealer's driveway.
Now it has 2000 and a few miles. We drove it to Jackson, Tennessee, and back last week to see my BIL and out SIL.
..... and This is the Old -- Guess which one we kept.
Of course we are keeping the Old, we don't buy New and haven't during our marriage of 44 years. The Old one has 106K miles on it, a 2011 Cadillac DTS. The power steering pump went out on it and also the front suspension had a problem that didn't keep us from driving. Supposedly it is all under warranty.
Update: It was all covered by warranty with the loaner car, a replacement power steering pump, a conduit system that is fancier than a hose and including the towing and a front end alignment. Plus a nice wash job.
(3) Self (portrait):
(3.a) A couple of Selfies of me taken in Spring 2014:
-- me, my hand, holding a half eaten brat and sauerkraut sandwich, purchased at London, UK's, Borough Market;
-- then me with camera taking this 'mirror shot', Mrs. Jim, and KP all eating "on the street" at a Vauxhall (London, UK) standup eatery--I had fish and chips, Mrs. Jim had the hamburger and FF's, and KP had chicken nuggets.
(3.b) A couple more older Selfies from 2014:
Not my driving license picture, this one was taken during an 'honor Veterans breakfast' at KP's school. No place like Texas!!
Older picture (a selfie) I wish was on my DL, I was much younger then.
Proof that I went to the DPS. I went to Huntsville, Texas, to get it done.
They are friendly down home, small town people, possibly with
a "large print" eye test chart. The wait there was only 20 minutes.
My new license was for seven years and expires October 30, 2022.
That license will only last for two years due to age discrimination (getting Old).
Proof that I went to the DPS. I went to Huntsville, Texas, to get it done.
They are friendly down home, small town people, possibly with
a "large print" eye test chart. The wait there was only 20 minutes.
My new license was for seven years and expires October 30, 2022.
That license will only last for two years due to age discrimination (getting Old).
(3.c) Selfie shots appearing on my blog, including these shown:
http://jimmiehov.blogspot.com/search?q=Selfie
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The Fine Print: -
- Teresa of Eden Hills, (click)is running this meme, Friday's Hunt. Her rules are: "Welcome to linkup for Friday’s Hunt. It’s very simple. Anyone can participate. The link opens at 7pm Friday Central time and will close Sunday at 7pm."
Labels: Animals, Birds, Blonde Joke, Cars, Eating, Jim Does, KP, London, London Fall 2012, London Spring 2014, London Summer 2013, Selfies, Travel 7
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Sunday night / Monday morning -- on Tuesday with an old blonde joke
Right away you can tell that I'm running behind this week. This post might even be my MidWeek Blues post. Guess not, there isn't a picture.
We are in the process of cleaning up after our floor replacement and putting thethings stuff we really do want to keep back where it might look pretty and be useful.
AN OLD BLONDE JOKE: (I found this in a book to bethrown away donated to the Friends of the Library being used for a book marker--I suppose where I quit reading that book.) (Any way that's why it is old, it was in an old book that I was reading back in the 1980s')
The blonde was so happy about her new toilet facilities.
"It's even got a star on the door," she said excitedly. "Well, not exactly a star, but real close--its a new moon!"
I will return comments when or if I get time for that. I am pretty well caught up on comments for now. so it's okay for you to leave a comment. Especially if you like my blonde jokes, there was another.
We are in the process of cleaning up after our floor replacement and putting the
AN OLD BLONDE JOKE: (I found this in a book to be
The blonde was so happy about her new toilet facilities.
"It's even got a star on the door," she said excitedly. "Well, not exactly a star, but real close--its a new moon!"
I will return comments when or if I get time for that. I am pretty well caught up on comments for now. so it's okay for you to leave a comment. Especially if you like my blonde jokes, there was another.
Labels: Blonde Joke, Jim Does, Update
Sunday, October 18, 2009
A Blonde Joke -- Sunday night / Monday morning funny
Got this e-mail from a friend:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
This Blonde Joke was toted as being the "best blonde joke ever."
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It's good but I don't think that good??
It's good but I don't think that good??
Labels: Blonde Joke, Humor, SunNi/MonMorn
