Saturday, August 23, 2008
Saturday morning pick-u-ups
Good News / Bad News:
(WARNING: read no further if you don't like sick jokes)
A couple of carrots were in a very bad car wreck.
The first carrot was released from the hospital after examinations showed he was OK.
The doctor told him his friend carrot was in for bad news.
The good news first (it always is), the friend carrot would recover.
But, bad news, "your friend carrot will always remain a vegetable."
Ha! Ha! Mom never liked Johnny Carson or Dave Letterman (she watched them every night) because they would laugh at their own jokes.
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