Saturday, January 07, 2006

You can live in Montgomery, Texas, where ...
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3. It is 20 miles from the best shopping center in the nation.

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Not sure Jim, but I don't think you're allowed to use 'best' and 'shopping center' in the same sentence.
 
Jim, since you are a golfer I thought you might like this:


Golf's Worst Foursome

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK? Well, Your going to love this!

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
 

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