Sunday, September 06, 2009

Sunday night / Monday morning funny


SENIOR LADY DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it I could have sworn we just went through a red light.'

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!'

Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'

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The next time I run a red light I am going to say that!

I thought this was funny, it came in an e-mail from my SIL

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Comments:
That is too funny! Love it!!!
 
Don't say that to a cop though. You might lose your license forever. I do think it's a great comeback though.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
 
That's a good one. I can offer one back.

Julio and Jerome are out cruising in Julio's car when a light in front of them turns yellow, then red. Julio drives on through and Jerome yells "what are you doing? You could have killed us!"

Julio replies calmly, "don't worry about it. My brother Jack does it all the time."

So they keep on driving and come to another light, this one's red by the time they see it so Julio just floors it and surges into the intersection.

"Are you crazy?" Jerome asked, but Julio just answered as he had before.

"Don't worry about it. My brother, Jack, does it all the time."

On they go and Jerome isn't surprised when they come up to another red light and Julio floors it. The light turned green just as they were barreling down on the intersection and Julio stepped so hard on the brakes that car spun all the way around before stopping in the crosswalk.

"Now why would you stop now?" asked Jerome. "The light was finely green!"

"Are you out of your mind?" yelled Julio. "My brother Jack could have been coming the other way!"
 
Bwahahahahaha! Jim, that was REALLY funny!! :)
 
my doctor to punish me for not going to see him for 6 years as qa diabetic, restricted my licsense to 15 miles per hour in the city of ephraim in daylight hours from 9 am to 12 noon...he says he will give it bqck to me the way it was when i go to himn every month at a $120 dollars per visit for consultation and have blood wqork done every month to see how that is doing and then he might give my privledges back to me when i have made him ricgh again
 
Now THAT'S funny! Laughed my butt off on that one.
Hope your Labor Day was a good one, Jim.
 
Jim ~ Funny story! At least I HOPE it was a story? ~ jb///
 
Hello Jim ~~ Good joke that one.
Thanks for your comments and glad you and Mrs. Jim liked the grandpa/
auditor and attorney joke.
John loves his motorbike clubs the far riders and the Ulysses club.
He is 55 and really enjoys it. One of his best mates was killed in the US recently.
I hope you had a good Labor Day on Monday. Take care, Cheers, Merle.
 

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