Thursday, December 03, 2009
Got this e-mail from a relative of mine:
Scroll down FOR THE NEXT TWO. You have until Next Sunday.
You are permitted to change or update your answers.
Yes, the jokes have started:
The only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a club is his wife.
What is the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant & a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Perhaps Tiger should use a driver.
This is the first time Tiger ever failed to drive 300 yards.
This will teach him to play a round.
And there are more...Love, (the relative)
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Name That Christmas Song
Those jokes right there are why I decided not to become rich and famous. Make a mistake and they come out of the wood work.
you know i kind of didn't respect tiger , the way he treats his cady man and sometimes he throws his club and is a bad sport when he doesn't make the shot right, but you know what?
when i first heard about this accident, i felt bad for him.
like ralph, i am really glad that people don't know the bad things i have done in my life!
the people can all stay in the woods! haha.....love terry
we would use it when we go west.
we have so little packing room so it would do two jobs.
we could use it for packing stuff into and then at night we would unpack it and use it for the second job!..hahahaha
the toilet seat is just a perfect match for the little red car!
Wow - your weather is cold. It has been very nice here late 20s C
but it will get hotter.
I really like Mark Twain too and love a lot of his sayings and writings. Take care my friend,
Did you hear they the police asked his wife how many time she had hit Tiger? She said, "Oh just put me down for an 8."
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