Saturday, May 15, 2010
10 14 Reasons -- Why Men Might Have Dogs And Not Wives:
Some of these are not all that bad:
(some ARE bad but I put them on anyway)
1. The later you are, the more
excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you
call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of
things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to
raise your voice to get your
6. You never have to wait for a
dog; they're ready to go 24 hours
7. Dogs find you amusing when
8. Dogs like to go hunting and
9. A dog will not wake you up
at night to ask, "If I died, would
you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies,
you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a
studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another
dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the
back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves,
it won't take half of your stuff.
I generally do my own washing and breakfast.
But I still keep the dogs out doors. They do get on the porch if it's zero degrees or below. Up until then they have well insulated houses.
How much does you buddy want to the restored pickup? $15K
I just bought Marilyn a 52 Ford that the boys are in the process of restoring.
This is the second time I've been to Jim's Little Blog. I must tell you how truly impressed I am with its littleness. Why didn't you think of 24 reasons Why Men Might Have Dogs And Not Wives?
How's Mrs. Jim?
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