Friday, July 25, 2008
Have you had your car read lately? #001
Let's get started. Perhaps you'll want to send me a picture of your car or a part of it.
. First of all, this car belongs to a woman who just might be single. That or else she has a bad case of wishful thinking--this is blatant, you know.
Where to do you shop for such a display of mixed comedy and fact, call it satire? (I can do that, I wrote this.)
Obviously this lady frequents places of ill repute, such as tattoo parlors and magic shops. Why do I say this? Look closely, it is copyrighted by 'bad habits.'
.Of course I had privy to this sticker on the other end of her bumper before you saw this one.
You can see that she is single. Any good Texas husband (Texas license plates here) would not allow a sign like this on their property.
Our lady is a careless Democrat, having no respect for her party.
Otherwise she would have replaced this sticker immediately, without passing go. This is just plain bad advertising.
A can of spray paint would color over those black marks and scratches on her unsightly bumper. It was unfortunate that there was unwanted contact (a felony in Texas) but at least heal the wound so she won't have to think of it so much.
I could go on, but I won't bore you any more today. Perhaps you have some observations of your own for the comments.
** This is not an original idea. Reading cars came from a sermon I heard last Sunday, brought by Dr. Roger Yancey, Director of Missions, Tryon Evergreen Baptist Association, of which our church, First Baptist Church of Conroe Texas, is associated. I believe my count of 118 was pretty close (link, you can check yourself).
I saw a few cowboy churches and quite a few Hispanic churches. All are within a 35 mile radius of our home.
but am not into US politics - we have enough of our own. Some of your hot weather would be nice, if you can arrange it. I will see if I can send you some of our cold. I buy the microwave chickens -at Woolworths. They are in 2 plastic bags, you discard the outer one and cook the chicken in the inner bag, and they cook in 45 minutes. Nice and moist and tasty. I mainly just reheat meals in my microwave apart
from that . Take care, my friend, Regards, Merle.
I'm sorry the slideshow didn't work for you. I hope people don't have to sign in to see it or else I'll never use SLIDE again for slideshows...
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